UP - Up and AWAY

 Lovers of the English language might enjoy this. It is yet another example of why people learning English have trouble with the language.  Learning the nuances of English makes it a difficult language. (But then, that's probably true of many languages.)   


 There is a two-letter word in English that perhaps
 has more meanings than any other two-letter word,
 and that word is 'UP.'  It is listed in the dictionary as being used as an [adv
erb], [prep
osition], [adjective], [noun] or [verb].
  
It's easy to understand
 UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning,
 why do we wake UP
At a meeting, why does topics come 
UP ? Why do we speak UP, and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write
 UP a report? We call UP our friends and we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. 
At other times the little word has a real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excus 
To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed 
UP is special.

And this up is confusing: 
A drain must be opened 
UP
 because it is stopped  UP.
 
We open 
UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.   We seem to be pretty mixed UPabout UP ! 
 
To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of 
UP , look the word UP
 in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes  UP almost 1/4 of the page and can add  UP to about thirty definitions 
 
If you are 
UP
 to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more. 
 
When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding 
UP . When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, it wets
 UP the earth. When it does not rain for awhile, things dry UP. 
 
One could go on & on, but I'll wrap it 
UP , for now  ........my time is UP , so time to shut UP
 
Don't screw 
up. Send this on to everyone you look up in your address book.
  


  

I am so messed UP (polite form of the f word) 
 
  
Now I'll shut up