A mother is driving her
little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
'Mommy,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
'Honey, you are
not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 'It's not
polite.'
'OK', the little girl says,
'How much do
you weigh?'
'Now really,'
the mother says, 'those are personal questions and are really none
of your business.'
Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a
divorce?'
'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'
The exasperated mother walks
away as the two friends begin to play.
'My Mom won't
tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.
'Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is look at her
driver's license.
It's like a
report card, it has everything on it.'
Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
'I know how
old you are. You are 32.'
The mother is
surprised and asks,
'How did you
find that out?
'I also know
that you weigh 130 pounds.'
The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
'I know why
you and daddy got a divorce.'
'Oh really?' the
mother asks. 'Why?'
'Because you
got an F in sex.'
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