A  mother is driving her little girl to her  friend's house for a play date.  

'Mommy,'  the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'  

'Honey,  you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the  mother replied. 'It's not polite.'  

'OK',  the little girl says,   
'How  much do you weigh?'  

'Now  really,' the mother says, 'those are personal  questions and are really none of your business.'  

Undaunted,  the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get  a divorce?'

'That's  enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'  

The  exasperated mother walks away as the two friends  begin to play.

'My  Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the  little girl says to her friend.  

'Well,'  says the friend, 'all you need to do is  look at her driver's license.     
It's  like a report card, it has everything on it.'  

Later  that evening the little girl says to her mother,     
'I  know how old you are. You are 32.'  

The  mother is surprised and asks,     
'How  did you find that out?  

'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

The  mother is past surprised and shocked now.  
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

'And,'  the little girl says  triumphantly,   
'I  know why you and daddy got a divorce.'  

'Oh  really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'  


'Because  you got an F in sex.'  
 

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Gyengébbek kedvéért
a jogosítványon a nemet (sex) F (female) vagy M (male) betűvel kell jelezni  !!!

 

friend  (itt) barátnő
play date  játszó találkozó

Honey  édesem
not supposed to   nem  való
not polite  nem udvarias

none of your  business  semmi
    közöd hozá !

undounted szem rebbenés nélkül
divorce  elválás

Honestly!   na igazán!

exasperated feldühödött

driver's license jogosítvány

report card   bizonyítvány

surprised  meglepődött

past surprised már a megelepődésen túl
shocked now  már felháborodva
heaven's name  hogy a csudába
triumphantly   győzedelmesen

Elbuktál sexból