Subject: The AMA's
Response To The Obama Health Plan
The American Medical
Association has weighed in on
President
Obama's proposed healthcare
plan.
The Allergists voted
to scratch it, but the
Dermatologists
advised not to
make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists
had sort of a gut feeling
about it, but
the Neurologists thought
the Administration had a lot
of nerve.
The Obstetricians
felt they were all laboring
under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists
considered the idea
shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled,
"Over my dead body!"
while
the Pediatricians said, 'Oh,
Grow up!'
The Psychiatrists
thought the whole idea was
madness, while the
Radiologists
could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to
wash their hands of the
whole thing.
The Internists
thought it was a bitter pill
to swallow, and
the Plastic Surgeons said,
"This puts a whole new face on
the
matter."
The Podiatrists
thought it was a step forward,
but the
Urologists were
pissed off at the whole
idea.
TheAnesthesiologists
thought the whole idea was a
gas, and
the Cardiologists
didn't have the heart
to say no.
In the end, the
Proctologists won out, leaving the entire
decision up to
the assholes in Washington.